rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

(via 4di0s)

gayprobably:

r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

(via 4di0s)

— Tablo (via naturaekos)

(via thomaaasnugent)

creampuffirwin:

guys can we discuss the thing

i mean this thing

the ‘sit close with my arm wrapped around you’ thing

and how even when they aren’t doing the thing 

they’re still kinda doing the thing

?

(via neillwhore-an)

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

(Source: hauntedwombat, via this--too--shall--pass)

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

(via this--too--shall--pass)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

• i’m rly soft and squishy
• i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
• i’m good at compliments
• you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

• ummm??
• zero i am a goddess

(via zanadaci)

— Junot Díaz (via thegirlandherbooks)

(Source: amandaonwriting, via thegirlandherbooks)